
Humor
Writing
My
humorous essays and columns have appeared in dozens of newspapers
and magazines. If you'd like to see some that are available
for reprint or if you want to commission a new piece email
me.
A
Job Title to Transform You. Bill Gates already
loses more money under his couch cushions than the average third-world
nation spends in a year. What does the man who has everything
give to himself -- a fancy new job title.

Office
Christmas Parties Are No Holiday.
This popular humor piece continues to be reprinted widely every
year. That means office Christmas parties aren't improving --
thankfully, because I want to sell this
article again.
Thirty
Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life.
This piece was originally printed in American Way and then subsequently
emailed around the world and posted on -- at last count, 54,454
-- personal web sites. I figure I might
as well steal it too.
Call
Me Brat Pitt.
This first-person account on cyber flirting drew 300 letters
to the letter and 75 invitations for me to cyber flirt with
strangers. Pray for us all.

You
Don't Have to Know What's What to Be in Who's Who. Who
would have thunk it -- I am famous and
powerful.